?What on earth do you think y...
?What on earth do you think you are doing?? roared a shop-owner to a man who had walked in and licked all the goods.
The man pointed to a sigh and said, ?Well, that notice says ?Tongue Sandwiches??.
?What sort of an act do you d...
?What sort of an act do you do?? ?I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.? ?Anything else?? ?Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth?Why did you refuse to marry ...
?Why did you refuse to marry Bob, Lisa?? ?Cause he said he?d die if I didn?t and I?m just curious?..??Why does your husband always...
?Why does your husband always call you his Fair Lady when you?re a brunet?? ?He is a bus conductor?
?Will you love me when I?m ol...
?Will you love me when I?m old and ugly?? ?Darling, of course I do.??Young woman,? said the judge...
?Young woman,? said the judge, ?this court is going to see to it that you receive one thousand dollars a month in alimony. ?Thanks,? the husband spoke up, ?and I?ll try to give her a few bucks myself.??Your wife will hit the ceili...
?Your wife will hit the ceiling when you get home tonight,? said the barfly to his drinking buddy. ?Yeah,? said his buddy. ?She?s a lousy shot!?Hospital Van
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pagalo ko Utaane aayi hai
tujhe apni dosti ki kasam
Bhaag jaana... BHAAG JAAAA..“A happy marriage is nothing ...
“A happy marriage is nothing but a give and take relationship; the husband gives and the wife takes.”“Dad, can you write in the da...
“Dad, can you write in the dark?”“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”“Your name on this report card.”“Honey,” said this husband to...
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”“How can I ever thank you?” g...
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.“My dear woman,” Darrow replied, “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question.”“I was thinking about how peo...
“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”“If there are any idiots in t...
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.“Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but Ihate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”“Oh, I sure am glad to see yo...
“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.”The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked.“He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.
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