Funny Kids Jokes - Part 19

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1970: Killer weed. 2000: Weed killer.

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1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel. 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

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1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut. 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

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1970: Passing the driver's test. 2000: Passing the vision test.

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1970: Popping pills, smoking joints. 2000: Popping joints.

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1970: Rolling Stones. 2000: Kidney stones.

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1970: Screw the system! 2000: Upgrade the system!

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1970: Seeds and stems. 2000: Roughage.

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1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

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1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children.

1st Bnia:to 2nd Bania

1st bnia: I m so kanjoos I went alone to honeymoon & saved half money. 2nd bania: u r nothing I saved all money , I send my wife with my friend.

Three Boys

1st boy - my father drives the car so fast that some people fly away.
2nd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the people run away.
3rd boy - my father drives the car so fast that the car is in garage and father in hospital.

1st man: "My neighbors were s...

1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

1st Officer: "Guess who I pul...

1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"2nd Officer: "Who?"1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

1st thief : Oh ! The police i...

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.