Funny Kids Jokes - Part 20

But This Is The 13th Floor

1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.

2 Bacche Jungle Me Poty Kar Rahe The...........

2 bacche jungle me poty kar rahe the.achanak lion aa gaya. pehla bola-chotu tu dar raha hai? dusra bola-nahi mai nahi dar raha hui. pehla bola-to apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai

2 Canadian Guys

2 Canadian Guys

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.
"I have an idea," said Mike. "We'll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? I have an idea. I'll shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light."
"What, do you think I'm stupid? You'll just turn off the flashlight when I'm halfway there."

2 people walk into a bar. The...

2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Confidence

20 executives board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilot less technology.
It is an un-crewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first un-crewed flight, he replies:
"If it's the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off."

20 Tons Of Canaries

20 Tons of Canaries
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, "I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?"
To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times."

Sorry Maang Lo

2012 Tezi Se Guzar Raha Hai.. Agar Main Ne Aap K0 K0Yi Dukh DiYA H0 Ya Meri Wajah Se K0Yi TAKLEEF Hui h0 t0h . . . Plz . . . . Zara S0CHiYE Pehly Aap Ne hE K0Yi PANGA LiYA H0 Ga Warna Aisa H0 Nahi Sakta K Mere Jaisa Shareef Samjhdar Ba-iKHLAQ iNsaan Aap K Sath Kuch Aisa Kry = P Agar Aap Samjhdar Hain t0h s0rry b0l d0 DiL K HuM B0HT Achay Hain ShayedMaaf Kr Dein Batana Mera Farz Tha Baki Aap Ki Mrzi = D (',')/ >)) 0yee.. LiNE Bana K Sb Plz = D _//_

2019 World Cup Headlines

2019 World Cup - News Headlines!
Coach Sehwag to be sacked after India's defeat over Mongolia
"Tendulkar should consider quitting" : Rahul Dravid
Pathan touches 60 mph!!!
India out of Super 30 contention
VVS Laxman : "I still hope for a spot in the team in 2023"
NORTH KOREA don't want to take minnows Pakistan lightly
Former Paki captain Inzamam : "Boys is not plays with heart"
Flintoff publishes 7th autobiography : How I got drunk, shot and woke up in the Pacific!
Greg Chappell talks of cracks in the Solomon Islands team: "Seniors are behaving like Mafia"
Security increased outside Sehwag's mithai shop after India's defeat

3+3=?

3 + 3 =8 Bataaon Kaise? Nahi Pata?!! Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Chimps Escaped From The Zoo

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

SORRY HAI PAA JI

3 Sardars on one scooter were going,so traffic police showed his hand. Sardar said Na! Na! sorry hai Paa ji.Already Teen baithe hain, bilkul jagah nahi hai!!

30 degrees...It was so cold o...

30 degrees...It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.

4 reasons why I curse1) Becau...

4 reasons why I curse1) Because I fucking want to.2) Because I fucking can.3) Because I don't give a fuck. 4) Because my mom isn't around.

4 Sadaran Ne Mil Ke Garage Khola.

4 Sadaran ne mil ke Garage khola.
3 mahino se koi customer nahi aaya, Kyun?
Janaab Garage 3rd Floor par khol kar baithe the.
Garage ka dhanda band kiya aur taxi chalana shuru kar diya.
Phir taxi par koi nahi aaya, Kyun?
Janaab Taxi mein 4 sardar khud baith jaate the.
Haar ke taxi ko khayi mein girane gaye.
Taxi bhi khayi mein na gira sake. Kyun?
Janab Do aage se dhakka laga rahe the aur Do peeche se.

5 Great People..

5 gr8 ppl:
1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin
2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin
3. Aishwarya -apni pahoonch ke bahar hai.
Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.