6 Dogs Running On The Road.
6 dogs running on the road.One dog asks - " Hum sab bhag kyon rahe hain?"
Then another dog answers - "Bagal wali gali mein naya khamba laga hai, chalo susu karne chale."
7 Engineerss & 7doctors....
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors---------------------------
There are 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they all gather at STATION. Both group trying to prove their superiority.
scene 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI)
So 7 engineers take only 1 Tickets amongst them and 7 doctors take all 7 tickects..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC is about to come , All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC
knocks , one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey
All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE so they all decide to take
a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
so
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
Doctors decide, "this time we will prove that we too are genius"....
All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket amongst them Engineers dont take any
ticket..TC About to Comes..
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET. ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand
comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engees
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined........
----------------------------------------- SCENE 3 (LONAVALA-PUNE)
SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move
for last chance.. They board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide
that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick..ALL Doctors take 1
tickets...Engineers take
all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes..
All Engineers shows their tickets
Doctors are still searching for toilet in The LOCAL.............
Sadhu & Ladki...
7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain...?
Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu...??
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain... aur kehtaa hain
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" chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. ... "
7 ways to annoy a flight atte...
7 ways to annoy a flight attendant...1- Bring your pet on the plane and then act like an animal.
2- Shove your bag into the first bin you see and then walk to your seat in the back of the plane.
3- Think that because you?re on a plane you?re of duty as a parent.
4- Drag on an oversize bag that's too heavy to lift by your self.
5- Gripe that you haven't been seated in the roomy exit row seat.
6- Act like you don't know the meaning of the words "under the seat in front of you".
7- Whine about the high cost of flying...
75% of women do not eat after...
75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.8 Kms A Day
8 kms a Day The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgAt the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home.
Some Small Cute SMS
9 lessons 4 new year: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! Happy New Year !!!9 May Ko Main Tumhe Lekar Kahin Jaonga
9 may ko main tumhe lekar kahin jaongaBatao Kahan,
Are socho!
Socho na!
Chalo theek hai
Batata hoon
POLIO DROPS Pilane.
Taiyar Rehna.
Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
Mallu Interview
A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.....
True About You
a - u r attractive b - u r beautiful c - u r caring d - u r delicious e - u r exciting f - u r funny g - u r gorgeous h - u r heavenly I - I m J - Just K - KiddingJoke
A - U r AttractiveB - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
BACHCHE HAIN!!!! KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN........
A ....."hen "...and ...her... 3... little... "chickens... "were.. trying.... to .....cross.... a... busy.... highway.... After ...great.... efforts.... they.... all..... managed... to ....cross.... it.....One..... of .....the..... little...... .ones..... yells...... out.... happily...-"Wow....after.... so..... much..... efforts..., all.... 5..... of.... us.... managed.... to.... cross....".... Qn.: Why.... does..... the..... little..... one.... say... "all.... 5.... of.... us..." ???? Think.... a.... little.... bit ??. Its..... easy !ANS: BACHCHE HAIN!!!! KUCH BHI BOL DETE HAIN........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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