Funny Kids Jokes - Part 22

A 1984 Girl: Maa, Main Jeans Pehnu?

A 1984 girl: Maa, main jeans pehnu?
Mother : Na beti, log kya kahenge?
A 2006 Girl: Maa, main minni pehnu?
Mother: Pehan le beti, kuch to pehan le.

A 2006 study found that the a...

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.Not bad.

A 5 year old black boy walks ...

A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".

A 6 year old boy asks his dad...

A 6 year old boy asks his daddy:Daddy, where did I come from to this life?You were brought by a stork.That's strange, you have such a pretty wife, but nevertheless you're fucking a stork.

A 65 year old blonde has a ba...

A 65 year old blonde has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

A 65 year old blonde has a ba...

A 65 year old blonde has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

A 65 year old blonde has a ba...

A 65 year old blonde has a baby.All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.”A little later they ask to see the baby again.Again the mother says “not yet.”Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?”And the mother says, “When the baby cries.”And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

A 7-year-old boy and a 40-yea...

A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"

Exactly - Too Good

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child." What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that lion." "Exactly" Said the Doctor"

SELFISH

A baby fish asked to her mother "Mom why cant we live on earth?
Mother fish replied: "Earth is not the place for fish. it is made only for SELFISH

A baby hedgehog lost itself, ...

A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:Mama, is that you?

A baby polar bear goes up to ...

A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because I m feeling **** cold and freezing!"

A bachelor asked the computer...

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities." Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin."

A bachelor asked the computer...

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ?I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.? Back came the answer: ?Marry a penguin.?

A Banker Decided To Get His First Tailor Made Suit

A banker decided to get his first tailor made suit
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"