A blond a, a brunette and a r...
A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"A Blond Calls The Fire Department
A blond calls the fire department
A blond calls the fire department.
She screams into the phone, "Hurry, come quick! My house is on fire!"
The fire chief replies, "OK, but how do we get to your house?"
The blond says, "Duh, Red Truck!"A blond smokes in her yard. T...
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:Any garbage today?Yes, tree sacks please...A blond was taking a shower a...
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"A blond whines at her mother:...
A blond whines at her mother:Mother, I’m impregnate!What? Where the hell was you’re head?What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!A blond, a brunette, and a re...
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question."If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"A Blonde & A Pig
A Blonde & a Pig
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"A blonde and a brunette are s...
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”A blonde and a brunette are s...
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”A blonde and a brunette were ...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"A blonde and a lawyer are sea...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.A blonde and a redhead met fo...
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.” So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.” The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!A blonde and a redhead met fo...
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.” So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.” The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!A blonde and her boyfriend ar...
A blonde and her boyfriend are going through they're daily routine in the bathroom when there's a knock at the door. The boyfriend who is in the shower tells the blonde to go answer the door.The blonde puts on a towel and goes to the door. A man is standing there, and says "Hey hun, do me a favor.""What?" askes the blonde."Drop the towel and I'll give you $500!." replied the man.The blonde drops her towel and jiggles her tits for the man at the door."Thanks, a ton hun, i'll catch you later" says the man and he hands her the $500.The blonde walks back smilling to her boyfriend who had just got out of the shower.As he steps out, he says "Hey hun? I just thought I'd let you know John will be stopping by to pay me back that $500 he owes me!"A blonde asks a bypasser:Excu...
A blonde asks a bypasser:Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?It's on the other side.Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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