*** Tamil Jokes:***
*** Tamil Jokes:***Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? Rangamannar Rangarajan.
Enjoy Something In Punjabi
**** Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he. ***
***Moti Janani
Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.
Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya: "Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke charho" ***
***Gujju Jokes:***
***Gujju Jokes:***Why does the Gujju go to London? To see his Big Bane.(Big Ben)
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes(snacks) with it.
What is a Gujju picnic called? A snake in the grass.
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'(What are you doing)
What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?" His son failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo? My son drowned.
Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv? Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
What do you call a knee less gujju ? Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
***Sindhi Jokes:***
***Sindhi Jokes:***Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? Because air is free.
What do you call a god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani.
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani.
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja.
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani.
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja.
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani.
A forgetful Sindhi? Bhulo Bhulchandani.
Loooooook ....thats How Data Can Be Tranfered...bhudhu Etne Bhi Nhi Pta Tha
**How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option 2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC 3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file 4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
Santa Singh Attempt To Transfer Some Files From One PC To Another PC.....
**How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....1)Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option 2)Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3)Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file
4)And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
**Santa ( To His Son )
**Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!Santa's son : Haa papa.. chalo...maine us master ka ghar dekha hai.....!
Have U Adopt Telgu Child
**Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not beable
to communicate with my child. Banta : Is it! Why? Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months
**Y Did Santa Singh Sign All The Cheques In His Cheque Book...........
**Y did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book........... .................so that no one else could use them if he lost his chequebook?!!@@?*Girl is crying*Dad: Why you ...
*Girl is crying*Dad: Why you crying?Girl: My boyfriend dumped me!Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes backGirl: What the hell! why did you go kill him!Dad: I didn'tGirl: Where did you go?Dad: To get you icecream :DGirl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!Dad: So I could get it for free!*How girls become friends* Om...
*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.*My dad helping me find a gf*...
*My dad helping me find a gf*Dad: What do you want most in a woman?Me: My dick.*Grounded and high fived*Life..with S/w Version
*Original Version*One day a man was having a conversation with GOD when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.
He asked god "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which god answered
"Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you... you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, *I was carrying you*"
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*Software version *
Another day a S/w Programmer was having a similar conversation with his PM when his whole project flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints.
He asked his PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!
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