Funny Kids Jokes - Part 7

Why did the woman only c...

Why did the woman only change her baby?s diaper once a month?
On the package it read "good for up to 15 pounds"

Santa Banta 14

> A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked:
How'll > U divide, > U"VE 3 children who were in the last 3 years of ur > marriage? . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT > YEAR

Santa Banta 13

> Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink > quickly...... Wife asks > why.. . . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar says > hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

BOYS VS GIRLS

>Difference between boys and girls when getting cash >from an ATM > >Boys: > >1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser > >2- Insert card > >3- Dial code and desired amount > >4-Take the cash and the card > >************************************************ > >Girls: > >1-Drive to the bank > >2-Check make-up in the mirror > >3- Apply perfume > >4- Manually check haircut > >5- Park car - failure > >6- Park car - failure > >7- Park car - success > >8- Search for the card in the handbag > >9- Insert card, rejected by the machine > >10- Throw phone card back in handbag > >11- look for bank card > >12- Insert card > >13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is >written in handbag > >14- Enter code > >15-Study instructions for 2 minutes > >16- #Cancel# > >17- Re-enter code > >18- #Cancel# > >19- Call husband to get correct code > >20- Enter desired amount > >21- #Error# > >22- Enter bigger amount > >23- #Error# > >24- Enter maximum amount > >25- Cross fingers > >26- Take cash > >27- Go back to the car > >28- Check make-up in rear mirror > >29- Look for keys in handbag > >30- Start car > >31- Drive 50 meters > >32- STOP > >33- Drive back to bank machine > >34- Go out of the car > >35- Take card back from machine > >36- Go back to the car > >37- Throw card on passenger seat > >38- Check make-up in rear mirror > >39- Manually check haircut > >40- Go into roundabout - wrong way > >41- BREAK > >42- Go into roundabout - right way > >43- Drive 5 kilometers > >44- Remove hand break

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?A guy was driving when a pol...

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