Funny Kids Jokes - Part 9

?Hello, Ginger!? Her brother ...

?Hello, Ginger!? Her brother called cheerily to his sister. ?Don?t call me Ginger!? she snapped furiously. ?My hair is the color of gold.? ?Yeah,? he replied with a jeer, ?twenty-two carrots!?

?Hello, Operator. You gave me...

?Hello, Operator. You gave me the wrong number.? The young man was quite peeved about it. I?m calling HOpe5567. ?There is no such exchange as Rope,? said the operator. ?Hope,? replied the man angrily. ?H like in Harry, O for Otto, P for Peter and E for Edward.? ?Gee,? said the operator, ?that phone booth must be awfully crowded.
But what number do you want??

?Hi, police department? I?ve ...

?Hi, police department? I?ve lost my cat and ? ?Sorry lady, this is not a police job, we are too busy? ?But you don?t understand? this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk.? ?Well, you?d better hang up, lady. He may be trying to call you right now.?

?Hi? Is this the mental hospi...

?Hi? Is this the mental hospital??
?Yes, it is.?
?Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
?One moment and I?ll connect you ?. I?m sorry, Mr. Scott in not answering.?
?Good. That means I must have really escaped.?

?How are you getting on with ...

?How are you getting on with your football, Jack?? ?Well, Dad, pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team?s greatest drawbacks!?

?How did school go today? a m...

?How did school go today? a mother asked her little boy. ?Fine?, the little fellow replied. ?We had a new teacher and she wanted to know if I had any brothers and I told her I was an only child?. What did she say?? his mother asked. ?The teacher said, ?Thank goodness?

?How long have you been worki...

?How long have you been working here?? one employee asked to another. ?Ever since the boss threatened to fire me.?

?How long will be the next bu...

?How long will be the next bus be, Officer?? ?About eight yards, sir.?

?How should I have played tha...

?How should I have played that last shot?? the bad golfer asked his partner. ?Under an assumed name.?

?I don?t want a car,? said th...

?I don?t want a car,? said the farmer to the persistent salesman. ?I need a new cow.?
?But you can?t ride a cow along the streets.? ?True. But I can?t milk a new car, can I??

?I hear you?ve got a new baby...

?I hear you?ve got a new baby sister,? said Jonathan to his friend William. ?Yeah.? ?Is she fun to play with?? ?Nah.? ?Well, why don?t you change her?? ?We can?t,? explained William, ?we?ve had her for a week already.?

?I hear your husband is a lin...

?I hear your husband is a linguist.? ?Yes, he speaks three languages ? golf, football, and baseball.

?I saw you kissing my sister ...

?I saw you kissing my sister last night!? jeered the brat to the embarrassed teenager. ?All right all right! Not so loud,? said the youth. ?Here?s fifty cents to keep your mouth shut.? ?Gee, thank! Wait a minute and I?ll give you twenty cents change.? ?Twenty cents change? What for?? ?I like to be fair,? said the youngster, ?and it?s the same price for everybody!?

?I see you?re losing your hai...

?I see you?re losing your hair.? ?Nonsense. I know exactly where it is ? down the bathroom sink.?

?I thought you were going to ...

?I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight.?
?It was ? it was the second and third sights that put me off him.?